Wife of Gob: I’m in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army.
Wife of Gob: No, your sister’s husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael!
Wife of Gob: No, that’s your sister’s brother.
Gob: No, I’m my sister’s brother. You’re in love with me. Me.
Wife of Gob: I’m in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be. So I’m leaving and enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother?
Wife of Gob: No!
(via kirby--reed)